Dork

**Dork** is a satirical text adventure where common sense is optional and terrible decisions are usually rewarded... until they aren't. Explore a world packed with absurd characters, ridiculous puzzles, questionable logic, and enough sarcastic humor to make your parser blush. Every command could lead to glory, humiliation, or an entirely unnecessary lecture from the narrator. Whether you're a veteran of classic interactive fiction or someone who's never typed **"OPEN DOOR"** before, **Dork** delivers a hilarious adventure that celebrates and lovingly mocks the golden age of text adventures.